(via ieatcatlitter)
Slaving over a hot stove while the heat is out.
Tony: This is safe, right? Glad our electric bill is prorated.
Matt: I don’t even care that we look like hobos with our hobo gloves and our huddling around a non-traditional heat source. This feels amazing.
Tony: Like a….like….motorboating an angel.
Reblogging for the phrase “motorboating an angel.”
C-Lit
The female cat covered in duct tape from head to toe which was dumped in a yard in the Rhawnhurst section of Philadelphia.
Sometimes I really hate u, human race.
Sad ending to a sad night. If I found this kitty, I’d spend hours everyday for as long as necessary gently cutting away the tape with safety scissors until she could freely dart about my house and lazily sleep on the couch cushions. And while I already have plenty of pets, she would make her home with me so she never had to experience anything like this ever again.
“Here’s to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes… the ones who see things differently — they’re not fond of rules… You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can’t do is ignore them because they change things… they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
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-Steve Jobs (via kissmeimlazy) (via overit)
This was part of my speech at my high school graduation. It didn’t really apply to my class, but it applied to me. Actually, I think my entire speech was just meant for me.
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Stray Cats - Stray Cat Strut (live)
(via topherchris)
Topherchris, you are one classy feller.
“I like Jesus and I think there’s a lot of sense in the stuff that he might have said or that has been ascribed to him. For my money his philosophy and his sacrifice mean very little if he was actually a god. Who cares about him being crucified then? He knew he was all powerful and that he’d rise again and get his revenge on those pesky Romans or Jews (delete depending on your own prejudices). But if he was a man, then the stuff he said and the fact that he actually properly died for it (not just for thirty-six hours — that’s a hangover, not a death) is much more impressive.”
— Richard Herring, The Atheist’s Guide to Christmas (via cocknbull) (via atheistramblings)
